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117 lines
6.1 KiB
JavaScript
117 lines
6.1 KiB
JavaScript
var _ = require('lodash');
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var titles = [
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"The Burning Gallows",
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"The Ring of Nenlast",
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"Below the Blind Tavern",
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"Below the Hungering River",
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"Before Bahamut's Land",
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"The Cruel Grave from Within",
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"The Strength of Trade Road",
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"Through The Raven Queen's Worlds",
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"Within the Settlement",
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"The Crown from Within",
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"The Merchant Within the Battlefield",
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"Ioun's Fading Traveler",
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"The Legion Ingredient",
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"The Explorer Lure",
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"Before the Charming Badlands",
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"The Living Dead Above the Fearful Cage",
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"Vecna's Hidden Sage",
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"Bahamut's Demonspawn",
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"Across Gruumsh's Elemental Chaos",
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"The Blade of Orcus",
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"Beyond Revenge",
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"Brain of Insanity",
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"Breed Battle!, A New Beginning",
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"Evil Lake, A New Beginning",
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"Invasion of the Gigantic Cat, Part II",
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"Kraken War 2020",
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"The Body Whisperers",
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"The Diabolical Tales of the Ape-Women",
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"The Doctor Immortal",
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"The Doctor from Heaven",
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"The Graveyard",
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"Azure Core",
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"Core Battle",
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"Core of Heaven: The Guardian of Amazement",
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"Deadly Amazement III",
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"Dry Chaos IX",
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"Gate Thunder",
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"Guardian: Skies of the Dark Wizard",
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"Lute of Eternity",
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"Mercury's Planet: Brave Evolution",
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"Ruby of Atlantis: The Quake of Peace",
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"Sky of Zelda: The Thunder of Force",
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"Vyse's Skies",
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"White Greatness III",
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"Yellow Divinity",
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"Zidane's Ghost"
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];
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var subtitles = [
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"In an ominous universe, a botanist opposes terrorism.",
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"In a demon-haunted city, in an age of lies and hate, a physicist tries to find an ancient treasure and battles a mob of aliens.",
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"In a land of corruption, two cyberneticists and a dungeon delver search for freedom.",
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"In an evil empire of horror, two rangers battle the forces of hell.",
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"In a lost city, in an age of sorcery, a librarian quests for revenge.",
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"In a universe of illusions and danger, three time travellers and an adventurer search for justice.",
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"In a forgotten universe of barbarism, in an era of terror and mysticism, a virtual reality programmer and a spy try to find vengance and battle crime.",
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"In a universe of demons, in an era of insanity and ghosts, three bodyguards and a bodyguard try to find vengance.",
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"In a kingdom of corruption and battle, seven artificial intelligences try to save the last living fertile woman.",
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"In a universe of virutal reality and agony, in an age of ghosts and ghosts, a fortune-teller and a wanderer try to avert the apocalypse.",
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"In a crime-infested kingdom, three martial artists quest for the truth and oppose evil.",
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"In a terrifying universe of lost souls, in an era of lost souls, eight dancers fight evil.",
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"In a galaxy of confusion and insanity, three martial artists and a duke battle a mob of psychics.",
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"In an amazing kingdom, a wizard and a secretary hope to prevent the destruction of mankind.",
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"In a kingdom of deception, a reporter searches for fame.",
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"In a hellish empire, a swordswoman and a duke try to find the ultimate weapon and battle a conspiracy.",
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"In an evil galaxy of illusion, in a time of technology and misery, seven psychiatrists battle crime.",
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"In a dark city of confusion, three swordswomen and a singer battle lawlessness.",
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"In an ominous empire, in an age of hate, two philosophers and a student try to find justice and battle a mob of mages intent on stealing the souls of the innocent.",
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"In a kingdom of panic, six adventurers oppose lawlessness.",
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"In a land of dreams and hopelessness, three hackers and a cyborg search for justice.",
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"On a planet of mysticism, three travelers and a fire fighter quest for the ultimate weapon and oppose evil.",
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"In a wicked universe, five seers fight lawlessness.",
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"In a kingdom of death, in an era of illusion and blood, four colonists search for fame.",
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"In an amazing kingdom, in an age of sorcery and lost souls, eight space pirates quest for freedom.",
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"In a cursed empire, five inventors oppose terrorism.",
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"On a crime-ridden planet of conspiracy, a watchman and an artificial intelligence try to find love and oppose lawlessness.",
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"In a forgotten land, a reporter and a spy try to stop the apocalypse.",
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"In a forbidden land of prophecy, a scientist and an archivist oppose a cabal of barbarians intent on stealing the souls of the innocent.",
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"On an infernal world of illusion, a grave robber and a watchman try to find revenge and combat a syndicate of mages intent on stealing the source of all magic.",
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"In a galaxy of dark magic, four fighters seek freedom.",
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"In an empire of deception, six tomb-robbers quest for the ultimate weapon and combat an army of raiders.",
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"In a kingdom of corruption and lost souls, in an age of panic, eight planetologists oppose evil.",
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"In a galaxy of misery and hopelessness, in a time of agony and pain, five planetologists search for vengance.",
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"In a universe of technology and insanity, in a time of sorcery, a computer techician quests for hope.",
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"On a planet of dark magic and barbarism, in an age of horror and blasphemy, seven librarians search for fame.",
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"In an empire of dark magic, in a time of blood and illusions, four monks try to find the ultimate weapon and combat terrorism.",
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"In a forgotten empire of dark magic, six kings try to prevent the destruction of mankind.",
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"In a galaxy of dark magic and horror, in an age of hopelessness, four marines and an outlaw combat evil.",
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"In a mysterious city of illusion, in an age of computerization, a witch-hunter tries to find the ultimate weapon and opposes an evil corporation.",
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"In a damned kingdom of technology, a virtual reality programmer and a fighter seek fame.",
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"In a hellish kingdom, in an age of blasphemy and blasphemy, an astrologer searches for fame.",
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"In a damned world of devils, an alien and a ranger quest for love and oppose a syndicate of demons.",
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"In a cursed galaxy, in a time of pain, seven librarians hope to avert the apocalypse.",
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"In a crime-infested galaxy, in an era of hopelessness and panic, three champions and a grave robber try to solve the ultimate crime."
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];
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module.exports = () => {
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return `<style>
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.phb#p1{ text-align:center; }
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.phb#p1:after{ display:none; }
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</style>
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<div style='margin-top:450px;'></div>
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# ${_.sample(titles)}
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<div style='margin-top:25px'></div>
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<div class='wide'>
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##### ${_.sample(subtitles)}
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</div>
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\\page`
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} |