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117 lines
6.2 KiB
JavaScript
117 lines
6.2 KiB
JavaScript
const _ = require('lodash');
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const titles = [
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'The Burning Gallows',
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'The Ring of Nenlast',
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'Below the Blind Tavern',
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'Below the Hungering River',
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'Before Bahamut\'s Land',
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'The Cruel Grave from Within',
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'The Strength of Trade Road',
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'Through The Raven Queen\'s Worlds',
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'Within the Settlement',
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'The Crown from Within',
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'The Merchant Within the Battlefield',
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'Ioun\'s Fading Traveler',
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'The Legion Ingredient',
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'The Explorer Lure',
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'Before the Charming Badlands',
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'The Living Dead Above the Fearful Cage',
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'Vecna\'s Hidden Sage',
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'Bahamut\'s Demonspawn',
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'Across Gruumsh\'s Elemental Chaos',
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'The Blade of Orcus',
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'Beyond Revenge',
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'Brain of Insanity',
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'Breed Battle!, A New Beginning',
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'Evil Lake, A New Beginning',
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'Invasion of the Gigantic Cat, Part II',
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'Kraken War 2020',
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'The Body Whisperers',
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'The Diabolical Tales of the Ape-Women',
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'The Doctor Immortal',
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'The Doctor from Heaven',
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'The Graveyard',
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'Azure Core',
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'Core Battle',
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'Core of Heaven: The Guardian of Amazement',
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'Deadly Amazement III',
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'Dry Chaos IX',
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'Gate Thunder',
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'Guardian: Skies of the Dark Wizard',
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'Lute of Eternity',
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'Mercury\'s Planet: Brave Evolution',
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'Ruby of Atlantis: The Quake of Peace',
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'Sky of Zelda: The Thunder of Force',
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'Vyse\'s Skies',
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'White Greatness III',
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'Yellow Divinity',
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'Zidane\'s Ghost'
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];
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const subtitles = [
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'In an ominous universe, a botanist opposes terrorism.',
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'In a demon-haunted city, in an age of lies and hate, a physicist tries to find an ancient treasure and battles a mob of aliens.',
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'In a land of corruption, two cyberneticists and a dungeon delver search for freedom.',
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'In an evil empire of horror, two rangers battle the forces of hell.',
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'In a lost city, in an age of sorcery, a librarian quests for revenge.',
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'In a universe of illusions and danger, three time travellers and an adventurer search for justice.',
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'In a forgotten universe of barbarism, in an era of terror and mysticism, a virtual reality programmer and a spy try to find vengance and battle crime.',
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'In a universe of demons, in an era of insanity and ghosts, three bodyguards and a bodyguard try to find vengance.',
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'In a kingdom of corruption and battle, seven artificial intelligences try to save the last living fertile woman.',
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'In a universe of virutal reality and agony, in an age of ghosts and ghosts, a fortune-teller and a wanderer try to avert the apocalypse.',
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'In a crime-infested kingdom, three martial artists quest for the truth and oppose evil.',
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'In a terrifying universe of lost souls, in an era of lost souls, eight dancers fight evil.',
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'In a galaxy of confusion and insanity, three martial artists and a duke battle a mob of psychics.',
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'In an amazing kingdom, a wizard and a secretary hope to prevent the destruction of mankind.',
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'In a kingdom of deception, a reporter searches for fame.',
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'In a hellish empire, a swordswoman and a duke try to find the ultimate weapon and battle a conspiracy.',
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'In an evil galaxy of illusion, in a time of technology and misery, seven psychiatrists battle crime.',
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'In a dark city of confusion, three swordswomen and a singer battle lawlessness.',
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'In an ominous empire, in an age of hate, two philosophers and a student try to find justice and battle a mob of mages intent on stealing the souls of the innocent.',
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'In a kingdom of panic, six adventurers oppose lawlessness.',
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'In a land of dreams and hopelessness, three hackers and a cyborg search for justice.',
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'On a planet of mysticism, three travelers and a fire fighter quest for the ultimate weapon and oppose evil.',
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'In a wicked universe, five seers fight lawlessness.',
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'In a kingdom of death, in an era of illusion and blood, four colonists search for fame.',
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'In an amazing kingdom, in an age of sorcery and lost souls, eight space pirates quest for freedom.',
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'In a cursed empire, five inventors oppose terrorism.',
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'On a crime-ridden planet of conspiracy, a watchman and an artificial intelligence try to find love and oppose lawlessness.',
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'In a forgotten land, a reporter and a spy try to stop the apocalypse.',
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'In a forbidden land of prophecy, a scientist and an archivist oppose a cabal of barbarians intent on stealing the souls of the innocent.',
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'On an infernal world of illusion, a grave robber and a watchman try to find revenge and combat a syndicate of mages intent on stealing the source of all magic.',
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'In a galaxy of dark magic, four fighters seek freedom.',
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'In an empire of deception, six tomb-robbers quest for the ultimate weapon and combat an army of raiders.',
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'In a kingdom of corruption and lost souls, in an age of panic, eight planetologists oppose evil.',
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'In a galaxy of misery and hopelessness, in a time of agony and pain, five planetologists search for vengance.',
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'In a universe of technology and insanity, in a time of sorcery, a computer techician quests for hope.',
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'On a planet of dark magic and barbarism, in an age of horror and blasphemy, seven librarians search for fame.',
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'In an empire of dark magic, in a time of blood and illusions, four monks try to find the ultimate weapon and combat terrorism.',
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'In a forgotten empire of dark magic, six kings try to prevent the destruction of mankind.',
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'In a galaxy of dark magic and horror, in an age of hopelessness, four marines and an outlaw combat evil.',
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'In a mysterious city of illusion, in an age of computerization, a witch-hunter tries to find the ultimate weapon and opposes an evil corporation.',
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'In a damned kingdom of technology, a virtual reality programmer and a fighter seek fame.',
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'In a hellish kingdom, in an age of blasphemy and blasphemy, an astrologer searches for fame.',
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'In a damned world of devils, an alien and a ranger quest for love and oppose a syndicate of demons.',
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'In a cursed galaxy, in a time of pain, seven librarians hope to avert the apocalypse.',
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'In a crime-infested galaxy, in an era of hopelessness and panic, three champions and a grave robber try to solve the ultimate crime.'
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];
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module.exports = ()=>{
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return `<style>
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.phb#p1{ text-align:center; }
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.phb#p1:after{ display:none; }
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</style>
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<div style='margin-top:450px;'></div>
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# ${_.sample(titles)}
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<div style='margin-top:25px'></div>
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<div class='wide'>
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##### ${_.sample(subtitles)}
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</div>
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\\page`;
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}; |